"Yeah, but he's British".

So,


Here I am.  Sitting here.  It's another boring Sunday evening.  I'm wearing jogging bottoms, and a vest, like that one uncle everybody has that has simply given up on life.  Except while I'm writing this, I'm being distracted by chants of "Murray, Murray, Murray" coming from the supporters on my television.  Oh wait... one second... they've just stopped.  Federer has won Wimbledon 2012, and now life can continue, as if it ever fucking stopped.  


Of course, it'd be cool if Murray had won, of course it bloody would, nobody can deny that.  But would I have given a shit had he won?  No.  He means nothing to me.  He's a tennis player, and tennis has always been average.  Tennis has always been "that thing" that nobody cares about until Wimbledon comes around, and then everybody jumps on the bandwagon and pretends that they give a fucking shit - we don't.  And furthermore, nobody cared about Murray, until he got to the final, and then woah - everyone started tweeting, posting, masturbating over the man as if God himself had floated down from his racist cloud, and smashed Tsonga with his almighty cock.  It's ridiculous.  As I said, obviously it would of been great if Murray had won, not because he's "British", not because he "deserves it" but because he's "the underdog".  British or not, everybody loves an underdog.


But this whole "British" shit?  Wanting to win because Murray is "British?"  When has that mattered?  Did we want Ireland to do well in the Euro's last month?  Did we fuck.  Did we ever want to see Kalzahgy win a boxing match?  Of course not.  Because we're English, and we're stubborn, everybody hates us, but we don't care.  We always stick an English middle finger up at the world.  Andy Murray is Scottish, except for when he's winning - then for some unknown reason - he becomes "British", he becomes part of us.  He's not.  Why do we keep jumping on his cock like he matters?  Tennis never matters!  Oh, Andy's crying, on my TV, poor lad, I think I'll support him now.


Obviously, not.  Again, I wish he'd of won, because I love an underdog.  Say, Murray had to play Tim Henman back in the day, would we still be supporting Murray?  No.  So to the idiots on Twitter & Facebook who keep posting how much they want Andy Murray to "win at Tennis".  You probably don't know nothing about the fucking sport - stick to social networking.  Oh, and it's duece by the way, not juice.


Unlucky Murray, but quite frankly, I do not give a shit.
Tennis... sigh.